R.L. Grimes
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Denver Comes To Grips With “Benefits” Of Legal Pot
Two years ago this month, Pot became legal in Denver Colorado. Since that time, the city has enjoyed the benefits of increased tax revenues along with a mini population boom. But they have also encountered an unforeseen, at least by liberals, side effect. The City is currently trying to come to grips with a growing…
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KC-130 Suffers Catastrophic Failure, At Least 16 Killed
This evening, the US Marine Corps confirmed that “a USMC KC-130 mishap occurred the evening of July 10. Further information will be released as available.” A spokesperson said that there were at least 16 people missing following the crash and all are presumed dead. The plane crashed along Mississippi’s Sunflower-LeFlore County line, according to LeFlore…
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North Korea Accuses U.S. Of War Provocations
On Sunday, the North Korean state run media printed its sharpest criticism of the U.S. in recent months. Saturday’s practice bombing run along the border between North and South Korea was called a “dangerous move raising the risk of nuclear war.” In a commentary in today’s Rodong Sinmun newspaper, the official mouth organ of the…
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Police Arrest Suspect In Nightclub Shooting
Police say they have arrested a man who will likely be charged with at least four counts of attempted murder following a shooting at a crowded nightclub. Reports are that the subject opened fire outside the Blue nightclub in the Norwegian capital city of Oslo in the early hours of Sunday morning. Police said they…
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She Didn’t Marry Him For Love
When William Walker married his new wife,Uloma Curry-Walker, some friends thought it would never last. William was a Firefighter in Cleveland, Ohio and had already been through one divorce, Firefighters have a high rate of divorce due to the nature of their work and the stresses involved. But no one foresaw the events surrounding the…
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Desperately Seeking Ivanka, Intruder Arrested At Trump Tower
A police spokesperson said that last night they had arrested a man that tried to gain entry to Trump Tower, telling Secret Service agents that he was a Senator and needed to meet with Ivanka Trump. The man, whom officials identified Adames Benitez age 52 from the Bronx claimed to be there to discuss Ivanka’s…
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Liberal Clooney Decides “There’s No Place Like Home”
Over the last few months, we have all heard the claims that if Trump were elected president, one liberal after another swore to leave the country for greener pastures elsewhere. But so far, other than leaving for short periods of time to vacation in their second and third homes overseas, not one has lived up…
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Starbucks Just Can’t Seem To Get Political Correctness Right
Like most liberal groups and companies, Starbucks seems to just keep sticking their feet in their mouths. In the last six months we have seen major boycotts of the overpriced coffee thanks to their criticism of President Trump and his “Deplorable” supporters. Then the company announced that they would offer some 10,000 jobs to Muslim…
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Immigration Resisters Jailed For Bombing Attacks
A court has sentenced Three men to prison terms of up to eight and a half years after they were convicted on Friday for committing bomb attacks against refugee shelters and asylum centers according to a report in Reuters. No one was killed in the attack according to court records, but one man was seriously…
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San Antonio SWAT Team Deployed Downtown
Less than one week after a member of the San Antonio Police Department was murdered, officers and SWAT Team members were deployed in the same area near San Antonio College. The area was flooded earlier today as Multiple police cars and heavily armed SWAT units started locking down an area north of downtown, just blocks…
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WATCH AS Monster Gator Steals Trophy Catch
We have sat on the riverbank or our boats and daydreamed of catching that “big one”, you know the fish that we will tell stories about for the rest of our lives. But few of use ever actually do catch it. I personally caught an estimated 20 pound catfish one time only to have it…
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Man-Free Music Events In Aftermath Of Rapes, Sex Attacks
As the number of rapes continues to increase thanks to the current invasion of Europe by Muslims hoards, the Swedes are starting to cave to some aspects of Sharia Law. Officials announced today that Sweden is planning its first ever “man-free” music festival next year following the cancellation of three major events due to sexual…
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No Motive In Murders Of Five Family Members
Police in Gwinnett County Georgia responded to a report early this morning from a concerned neighbor about a domestic dispute next door. When officers arrived, they found that a woman had allegedly murdered her husband and four of her five children. The incident occurred in the town of Loganville which is located about 30 miles…
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Officials Say: Islamic Element To Couple’s Murders
Police are investigating yet another double murder of an elderly couple. But this time it is different. Authorities say that they have a suspect in custody that has admitted to killing the couple but this is not just any murder. The suspect, a Tunisian man admitted to killing the people turns out to be a…
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Police Seize ANTIFA Weapons Cache
While ANTIFA has been content with defacing War Memorials in U.S. Cities and assaulting police and supporters of President Trump in the United States, overseas the group is setting their sights on bigger targets and even more violence. Police say they have seized numerous weapons including “unknown chemicals” that were apparently slated for use during…
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Mexico Says No Bunny Business From Illegals
In an ironic twist, Mexican officials have detained three Playboy models allegedly working illegally while holding tourist-only visas. It seems that that the Mexican government takes a much narrower view of people crossing their border and taking Mexican jobs than they expect the U.S. to do. Police said the three women were arrested on Thursday…
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WARNING: Satellite SPIRALING Out Of Control
ATTENTION People of Earth. One of the premier spacecraft construction companies in the world, SES, confirmed today that one of its satellites is currently spiraling out of control and could head towards Earth in the next few days. A company spokesperson said they lost control of the satellite on June 17 and is still attempting…
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Obama “Child” Rapes Woman In Home Invasion
Police say that they have taken into custody three persons, for the rape and scalding of a Georgia woman during a home invasion. Josue Ramirez, 19-years-old, 17-year-old Francisco Palencia and an unidentified 15-year-old minor female have all been arrested following the break-in and violent attack according to FOX 5 Atlanta. ICE officials have confirmed that at…
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NASA Reveals Test Designed To Deflect Asteroids
NASA announced that they are planning a test of a new system designed to protect us from potentially Earth-ending objects like asteroids and comets. To test the system, the space agency is planning to deflect a small asteroid which is currently approaching Earths orbit. According to the space agency, they plan to redirect the course…
