Sometimes you’re out with your partner and they just say the right thing that gets you so in the mood that you have no choice but to drop trou and get down to business right then and there. Right? No? That’s not a totally normal thing? Well, these people seemed to think so.
1. He’s in for a wild ride
She’s clearly put more effort into this than he has.
2. He’s turning her into a hand puppet
Don’t hide it, man. Get your whole body into it.
3. They forgot the L in clock tower
It’s nice that Quasimodo finally got the girl.
4. Wait a minute, haven’t I seen you before?
Why even go to festivals if you’re not gonna play the field a bit, am I right?
5. You want a little sister, don’t you?
Of all the pictures in this gallery, this is the only one that made me cringe.
6. Maybe she dropped her quarter
That’s an impressively placed bar, to be totally honest. It offers a heck of a lot of plausible deniability.
7. Nothing gets me in the mood like a good cemetery?
Is he not smashing her head against that brick wall?
8. Are you telling me if you had the chance to bang on a castle, you wouldn’t take it?
Gotta make that vacation count somehow.
9. When your pizza doesn’t come fast enough
So you have a little “express” session of your own.
10. Not a care in the world
I like to imagine the cop asked them to finish up quick and then move along.
11. He looks like he’s concentrating real hard
Hopefully he figures out the combination.
12. I’ve never enjoyed myself as much as she is in this moment
Good for you, buddy.
13. Seems secluded enough, so I’m not even mad
A bit of fresh air never hurt anybody.
14. Digging for gold
Imagine sitting at the bar and watching that whole scene unfold.
15. Quick, while no one’s looking!
Clearly the guy didn’t look to the right.
16. Just checking her temperature
There’s a comment on this one on reddit that was too good not to share. “I did this is to my high school girlfriend on the dance floor in Cancun. I know it’s trashy, but at that time, at that place, with a dude dressed as Beetlejuice swinging a flaming ball and chain next to us- it just seemed right.”