Two women and a man were caught having a threesome on a picnic Table outside a bar in broad daylight. The owner of the bar saw the two women ages 19 and 26 and the man age thirty going at it on one of her picnic tables and called the police. The police watched enough of the action to make an arrest and then made themselves known to the three star crossed lovers. The police say the three were shocked to see them. I imagine the same is true of the bar owner and the police.
A 30-year-old man and two women aged 19 and 26 have been arrested in Kiln, Mississippi, for having a threesome in public.
They were caught on the large deck outside Triple D’s Landing, which was closed at the time, by the bar’s owner on Wednesday.
Sheriff Ricky Adam told the Star Telegram that both the owner saw the trio engaging in sex, ‘Right there. In the middle of the day. In broad daylight. In front of God and everybody.’
The owner of the bar, which has few immediate neighbors, but which backs onto the Jourdan River, had driven there to take care of business.
Unfortunately, she saw the three suspects taking care of business of their own.
‘She looked out the window and there they were,’ Adam said. ‘That’s when she called us.’
Hancock County Sheriff’s deputies arrived and also got a glimpse of the steamy outdoor activity before making themselves known.
‘I can’t imagine the stunned looks on their faces at the time when they saw our deputies,’ Adam said.
‘I’d hate to have to tell Mama and Daddy I got arrested for such as that.’
Dantheman