The Trump Resistance Just Added a New Weapon to Their Arsenal: Fake Nipples

In what has to be the most ridiculous weapon in the Trump resistance arsenal, Just Nips, fake nipples has become the official fake nipple of the resistance.  I guess they are doing this to make it possible to separate the men from the girls.  Next thing you know the men will start wearing false boners in order to make people think they really have cojones.   I don’t think it will work.

Started last January in time for the Women’s March, Just Nips provides synthetic nipples that you can wear over your bra or over your nipples. I don’t know why anyone would want such a product, but maybe I’m just not enough of a feminist to understand.

 The product “cements the idea that women can and should do whatever they want,” Borman told me over the phone. In this case “whatever they want,” means making random people in public think you’re not wearing a bra—for empowerment or something.

Just Nips’ release date is no coincidence. Borman sees her product as a direct challenge to President Trump’s administration.

According to Borman, “a lot of women feel unsafe” under Trump, and her product helps provide comfort and “a safe space.”

Just Nips’ release date is no coincidence. Borman sees her product as a direct challenge to President Trump’s administration.

According to Borman, “a lot of women feel unsafe” under Trump, and her product helps provide comfort and “a safe space.”

That might sound crazy to you, but business has been good for Borman. She told me she’s been selling 10,000 a month since launch. Each pair costs $24.99, proving that fake nipples is a lucrative industry.

“Fake nipples, is it feminist or is not feminist?” Borman asked hypothetically. “Of course it’s feminist.”

Of course.

H/T Heatstreet

 

Steven Ahle

I have been the editor and writer for Red Statements and The PC Graveyard. Won the 2014 FJN Journalist of the Year Award. Author of six fiction books available on Amazon.com "I am a troll bridge. You can cross me but you will pay the price"

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