• March 28, 2024

Leaked Report Reveals What Happened The Moment They Cancelled CNN Plus!

 Leaked Report Reveals What Happened The Moment They Cancelled CNN Plus!

I am not entirely sure who told the CNN executives that a streaming service for the dumpster fire channel was a good idea.

If they would have asked any of us, we would have told them that it was the worse idea since the Joe Biden administration, but they went ahead with it anyway.

Now, they are closing their doors, but the comical part is that everyone at CNN, including Chris Wallace, was shocked that it was happening.

How?!?

I think they were averaging like 10K viewers a day, which is shockingly horrific.

Though the staff at CNN is apparently shocked and devastated that this ego-driven, clueless project failed… I guess this is what happens when you get high on your own supply… when you actually believe your own BS and when you live in a bubble that is so far removed from reality, that you don’t really understand what’s actually going on anymore.

Here’s what Oliver Darcy said in a tweet:

One CNN+ staffer described the sentiment as “total and utter shock” that morphed into despair. “At first people were really freaking out. And then, toward the end of the meeting, it just turned to sadness. Every team was just huddling with each other.

CNN+ employees housed on the 16th floor of the network’s Hudson Yards offices have also broken out whiskey and wine to commiserate.

 

Good grief…

Here’s what people online are saying:

“Alexa, play the world’s smallest violin for all the CNN+ employees.”

“Hope those being laid off have other skill sets they can fall back on. Maybe they should learn to code” 

“Nicholas Sandmann sends his deepest sympathies LOL” 

Seriously, who would have thought that adding a “plus” to #FakeNews would go wrong? There was no way to have predicted it.”

“Straight into my veins… lmao” 

“Don’t worry. All these employees are bound to find new jobs in this FABULOUS Biden economy.”

“So people wouldn’t pay money to watch something they weren’t watching for free? I’m shocked…”

“A little less communist sewage taking up bandwidth is always a good thing.”

“Good riddance. Hopefully CNN the tv channel is next.”

Liberals would benefit if they took a break from their fairytale world and stepped into reality, and got a feel for what normal/everyday Americans were thinking and feeling.

They’d be shocked to learn that most of the country doesn’t have pronouns, they know exactly what gender they are, and they think CNN is a clown show.

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