The liberal Drudge Report announced today that Mini-Mike Bloomberg will choose Crooked Hillary as his running mate when he wins or buys off the Democrat Primary.
The responses to this news are epic!
Mini-Mike considering asking Hillary to be his running mate. Does he have a terminal illness or is this simply a deathwish?
— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) February 15, 2020
But she’s taller than him. Instant turn off to voters.
— GatorBates (@gator_bates) February 15, 2020
Wow, Bloomberg would for sure "die" within months so Hillary could fulfill her "destiny" ?
— DCRA Inc. Supply Chain Solutions (@SCSOP) February 15, 2020
Watch out Mini Mike…..one month into your term and I can clearly see that you will be committing suicide with two shots to the back of your head.
— uptomyarmpitsinlibtards (@DonProkopetz) February 15, 2020
In other news, sources report that Bloomberg has suddenly started showing signs of severe depression
— Andrew Quinn (@QuinnEssentialT) February 15, 2020