• April 28, 2024

He Won The Lottery, And Then He Dumped Tons Of Manure On His Boss’ Lawn…

 He Won The Lottery, And Then He Dumped Tons Of Manure On His Boss’ Lawn…

It’s a story about a man who lived out the dream of so many workers across the U.S.

Think of all the things you would do if you hit a lottery jackpot. Often times some of the top responses include paying off debt, buying a new house or vehicle, or a long exotic trip.

A story resurfaced about an Illinois man who was arrested for allegedly using more than $200,000 of his $125 million winnings to have manure dumped onto the lawn owned by his former boss.

The manure/bosses’ lawn incident, from 2018, was reported by World News Daily Report, complete with a mugshot.

54-year-old Brian Morris, from the small town of Clarendon Hills in Dupage County, bought over 20,000 tons of manure and asked for it to be dumped on his former boss’ property, pretending it was his residence.

Dozens of trucks filled with manure showed up in front of the house around 6:00 this morning and began dumping their smelly cargo over the property’s lawn.

George Fitzgerald, Mr. Morris’ former employer, was awakened by the sound of the vehicles on his property and rapidly called the police.

Unfortunately, it took the police more than 15 minutes to arrive on the site, and more than 10,000 tons of manure had already been dumped in the meantime.

Brian Morris was standing right across the street and laughing when the police arrived, and he rapidly came over to confess his responsibility and explain his motivations.

Lieutenant Frank Meyers, a spokesman of the Clarendon Hills Police Department, met the press a few hours later to explain the motivations behind this strange crime.

“The accused told us he’d worked for the victim for 17 years and was treated like shit. He says he had to endure his mistreatment because he needed the money, but that now that he won $125 million it was time for revenge.”

The Clarendon Hills Police Department admitted that its response time was inadequate and said it would keep a close eye on Mr. Morris to avoid any more incidents.

The Clarendon Hills Police Department admitted that its response time was inadequate and said it would keep a close eye on Mr. Morris to avoid any more incidents.

Brian Morris had attracted a lot of media attention two weeks ago after winning $125 million at Powerball Multi-state lottery.

When asked by organizers what he would do with the money, he had simply answered: “Just read the news, you’ll see“.

He was freed on bail a few hours after his arrest, and told reporters to “stay alert“, claiming he had “a few other pranks to pull over the next few weeks“.

Disclaimer: The source of this article, WNDR, is known for publishing satirical articles in nature using fictional representations in their content.

Based on our thorough research, the man in the above photo is indeed one Brian Morris but the mugshot is not in relation to dumping loads of crap onto his bosses’ lawn, it relates to a Driving Under the Influence incident in 2014, according to Snopes.

Source: WNDR

Leave a Reply

Daily Headlines