As you watch the following, remember my slogan: Never, ever, ever do anything nice for anyone you don’t know. Don’t try to pay it forward, because you might get some payback.

From Jazmin Rosa, NY Post:

A good Samaritan who offered to lend two men short on cash a couple bucks to cover their meal at a Brooklyn eatery ended up beaten and robbed for trying to help, cops say…

The 37-year-old victim told police that an argument began when he offered to help pay for the two men’s meal, which they were a few dollars short of paying for, inside Texas Chicken and Burgers in Flatbush on March 1.

So they did this:

I suppose it’s embarrassing when you don’t have enough cash to pay for a fast-food meal, but the only thing he injured was their pride. Let’s hope these vicious animals are soon eating prison food.